Showing posts with label real-estate-humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label real-estate-humour. Show all posts

Thursday, November 05, 2015

Ontario Property Taxes - Estimations - Real Estate Humour

Everyone talks about Location, Location, Location when it comes to Real Estate

There is no doubt that the location of your house will determine it's market value for TAX ESTIMATION, the only EXCEPTION is that it also depends upon who is looking at the value of your home!


Your House As Seen By:





Yourself...



and this is how your house looks from the perspective of



Your Buyer...





and this is how your house looks from the perspective of

Your Lender...







and this is how your house looks from the perspective of

Your Appraiser...







and this is how your house looks from the perspective of

Your Ontario Tax Assessor...



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Mark

A. Mark Argentino
P. Eng. Broker
Specializing in Residential & Investment Real Estate


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Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Skinniest house sells in NYC


This house sale caught my eye, if the square footage calculations are correct, the value for this slice of New York is $2753 per square foot.  

Average price for a 3 bedroom 1900 sqft home in Mississauga is about $400,000 or about $210 per square foot.  

Wow, that means it's 10 times more expensive to live in New York!

This is the full article:

The sale of 75 1/2 Bedford Street, NYC's skinniest house, has made it to public record.

The nine-and-half-foot-wide house of indeterminate mid-1800s construction date was asking $2.75 million when it hit the market   at the end of August, and it saw one chop to $2.499 million   before it found a buyer.
That buyer's identifying information is sadly obscured behind a corporation (with, clue, a P.O. Box in South Florida), but we do at least now know the 999-square-foot property's final sales price  : $2.175 million.
A profit for seller Stephen Balsamo, who paid $1.6 million for the house -- after a bidding war -- back in 2000. And a bit of a deal for the buyer, who got a roughly 13 percent discount off the most recent asking price. (More of a deal considering an early '08 estimate that pegged the value of the house at $2.5 million.)... read more...
I hope this finds you Happy and Healthy!
All the Best!
Mark
A. Mark Argentino
P. Eng. Broker
Specializing in Residential & Investment Real Estate


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Saturday, December 01, 2012

More Reasons to Continue to Buy Newspapers, some funny real estate ads!

These are a few newspaper headlines that my sister in law sent me today, some are very humourus, enjoy!


















For more information please contact A. Mark Argentino

A. Mark Argentino, Broker, P.Eng.,
Specializing in Residential & Investment Real Estate
RE/MAX Realty Specialists Inc., Brokerage
2691 Credit Valley Road, Suite 101, Mississauga, Ontario L5M 7A1
BUS. 905-828-3434
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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Humour about Why teachers drink

Our administrator sent me this email below, it's very funny.

These are answers to questions that people have given when they are stumped or don't know the real answer, some are exceptionally witty, enjoy!

Mark






Don't give up on this one it is so funny.................

Some of it is anyways!